Isn't google's Australia Day home page cool.
Home from the Bellarine, exiled from the Bellarine so that some Canadians with children could be accommodated, and once home R wanted fish and chips fro dinner and had the energy to go out and get them. He returned.
Me: "I was hoping for a younger delivery boi".
Him: "I see you've warmed the plates and put out serviettes, not".
Me: "I thought you would want a shower before we et".
That humorous bon mot went down really well.
Him: post dinner: "I will shower now".
Me: "You'll feel like a new man after a refreshing shower, but alas I will still be here".
And then the fighting started.
Last line credit to Fruit Cake and who could really fight when Doc Martin is on.